Everyone Is Invited

University Of Connecticut
Jorgensen Gallery
November 30th - December 13th

Opening Reception November 30th 6-8PM

Why Is Rachael Ray On My Box Of Wheat Thins?

Rachael Ray's Entertaining Recipie on back!
Oh Snap! I could barley contain my excitement....wait...no, that would require turning the box around. Pffft, whatever, I don't have time for that!
.....a few minutes pass......
Spinach, Garlic, and Vegetable Dip ...... I'm not entertained.

You Can Eat Pizza Anytime

"Bagel Bites was widely advertised with the jingle:

Pizza in the morning,
pizza in the evening,
pizza at suppertime!
When pizza's on a bagel,
you can eat pizza any time!'

In fact, one can eat pizza at any time of the day, whether on a bagel or not." - Wikipedia

Bold

One day...One day

My content management system will be a borderline conscious entity

Run-on Sentence Revelations

Perhaps there is a book that is not wanted to be written because the ending is sad, even though most of it is happy, but people seem to focus on the ending and if the ending is sad, then the whole thing was sad, but the thing is, the story is life and life is one long continuous thing and the end isn’t necessarily the end, because life keeps going, and just because a chapter has closed doesn’t really mean it’s the end of the story and maybe it’s really just the beginning and even if two characters part in one chapter, they may return in chapters way far in the future because that’s how life works you know, your story coincides with another person’s story for a while, then shit happens and the two stories go on their own tangential stories, but it doesn’t necessarily mean that that the book is written and done and over because things can change and what once seemed to be the point of the story, soon becomes just another sentence in the real story.

See, it’s where you put the period that counts. But it can just as easily be a comma.

Update 11-05-06

Mom: Did you WRITE "Run-on Sentence Revelations"?
Me: yea
Me: last night
Mom: veerrry interesting.
Me: how so?
Mom: I think I'll have to read it a few times to make my sense of what it means.
Me: it's this form of freewriting that I do every once and a while....I try not to stop typing
Me: and I don't allow periods
Me: just one long run on sentance
Mom: You are such an interesting person.
Me: but that one got me thinking about editing and such.....it's where you put the period that counts...or where you end it...because that's the basis around which people draw their conclusions
Mom: You should read "Eats shoots and leaves."
Me: but if you just keep going, the point just gets mixed in as just another detail
Mom: Or the children's version.
Mom: Yeah, I see.
Me: and it's like life...because with life, it just keeps going...so evcerything is constantly re-evaluated
Me: meaning changes
Me: btw..can I post this chunk of our conversation?
Mom: And that is a VERY good thing.
Mom: Why!?
Me: cuz I think it clairifies my point
Mom: ok

Pineapple Semicolon

Update 11-4: I added the second clause.

Another Daily Photo Project

Another photo every day project...a girl this time.

The Books - Smells Like Content

The Books - Smells Like Content

Balace, Repition
Composition, Mirrors

most of all the world is a place
where parts of wholes are described
whithin an overarching paradigm of clarity
and accuracy
the context of which makes possible
an underlying sense of the way it all fits together
despite our collective tendancy not to concieve of it as such

but then again
the world without end
is a place where souls are combined
but with an overbearing feeling of disparity,
disorderliness
to ingnore is impossible
without getting oneself
into all kinds of trouble
despite one’s best intentions
not to get entangled with it so much

and meanwhile the statues are bleeding green
and others are saying things
much better than we ever could
as the quiet becomes suddenly verbose

and the hail is heralding the size of nickles,
and the street corners are gnashing together
like gears inside the head
of some omnicient engineer
and downward flows the garnered wisdom
that has never died

when finally we opened the box
we couldn’t find any rules
our heads were reeling with a glut of possibilities,
contingencies
but with ever increasing faith
we decided to go ahead and just ingnore them
despite tremendous pressure to capitulate and fade

so instead we went ahead
to fabricate a catalog
of unstable elements
and modicums
and particles with non-zero total strangeness
for brief moments which amount
to nothing more than tiny fragments of a finger snap

and meanwhile we’re furiously sleeping green
and the map has started tearing along it’s creases
due to overuse
when in reality, it’s never needed folds

and the air’s witholding the sound
of its wellspring,
and our heads are approacing a density
reminiscient of the infinite connectivity
of the center of the sun
and therein lies the garnered wisdom
that has never died

expectation leads to disappointment
if you don’t expect something big, huge, and exciting
usually, uh…
i dont know… it’s just not as… yeah

A Photo Every Day

This guy has been taking a photo of himself every day for the past 8 years! Check out his animation!

This one is cool too (a different person)
And another similar project.
And this guy has showered with 100 women. Go figure.